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Frequently Asked Questions

1. What time is it?
2. Is it still raining outside?
3. Can you get me a coke, while you're up?
4. Would you like fries with that?
5. How much does that cost?
6. Where's my goddam watch?
7. Will you pleeeease have sex with me?
8. Paper or plastic?
9. What do I want to eat?
10. You did what?

Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop."

Finding your Star Wars Name

For your new first name:

1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name
2. Add the first 2 letters of your last name

For your new last name:

1. Then take the first 2 letters of your Mother's maiden name
2. Add the first 3 letters of the city you were born

How to determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:

1. Take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.
2. Add the name of the first car you drove/owned
3. Insert the word "of"
4. Tack on the name of the last medication you took.

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
15. Do Tai Chi exercises.
16. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
17. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
18. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
19. Meow occassionally.
20. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
21. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
22. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
23. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
24. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
25. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
26. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
27. Leave a box between the doors.
28. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
29. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
30. Start a sing-along.
31. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
32. Play the harmonica.
33. Shadow box.
34. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
35. Lean against the button panel.
36. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
37. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
38. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
39. Bring a chair along.
40. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
41. Blow spit bubbles.
42. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
43. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
44. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
45. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
46. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."