Minte bolnava

Chestia urmatoare am scris-o pe vremea cand adormeam in ore intr-a 12-a...atat de plictisita eram de ce se facea la orele alea irelevante pt. bac.
Astazi am patit-o din nou: era sa adorm la cursul de engleza (deci, curs,da? :)) ). M-a plictisit/enervat in asa hal profa incat ma gandeam sa ma omor. Si uite asa am revenit la tampenia asta scrisa acum 2 ani :)) Kretz o stie, posibil si Brain.
(uhm, e la misto...sper ca nu mai e nevoie sa precizez asta din nou :P)

Lama ascutita si zimtata strapunge carnea cu greu, lasa urmele dintilor sai ascutiti pe margini, taie incet, cu chin, plange si urla in ritm de durere. Sangele tasneste brusc. Improsca lichid rosu, vascos pe camasa alba... Se prelinge in reluare pe piept, cald, greu, apasator... Lama inainteaza, perforeaza mai departe organele. O vene ici-colo, carne sfaramitata cu usurinta acum ca a trecut de pielea groasa si batatorita. Fibra tresare usor, speriata de acea rabufnire brusca de violenta din partea stapanului organelor. Lama iese din nou la suprafata, triumfatoare, patata insa de sange, rosu aprins pe margini, bucati de carne agatate de zimti. Iese, orbeste, expulzeaza organe si miros daunator, doar pentru a intra din nou...de data asta cu mai multa forta, mai multa incredere, mai multa putere, strapungand mai mult, mai adanc, mai dureros. Sangele curge nincetat. Bluza alba devine rosiatica, sangele transformand-o. Mirosul de carne moarta, carne profanata, mirosul de sange ameteste, ma ameteste...delirez, cad intr-o baltoaca vascoasa si calda si adorm... Si ma trezesc la ora, inca la ora :|

Nu am chef

Mare plictiseala azi. M-am trezit de dimineata ca sa mi-o pierd aiurea. Ziua, adica.
Mi-am facut mancare. Omleta pufoasa cu masline si parmezan. Salata cu rosii si castraveti, cu sos de verdeturi din gradina (asa scrie pe plic). Ceai Grandma's Fruitbasket, dulce-acrisor. Si United States of Tara pe streaming. N-am chef de vorba, oficial mi-am uitat telefonul undeva in ghiozdan si nu-l aud. Neoficial, tonul de apel ma enerveaza (in sfarsit, ar zice Brain).
Am doua urme de ac, pe fiecare brat, usor rosii si umflate. Recoltarile ma-sii! Am si o fatza buna de urmele mele de ac... N-am chef de nimic. Kretz e si ea pe modul de melancolie. Brain e in Pitesti si pana acum n-a avut net :)) E de vis vinerea asta.
Parca as baga un Nu am chef aaaazi, N-am chef de nimiiiic dar mai degraba as vrea ceva mai zgomotos. Macar mai spre seara sa ma trezesc si eu...
A da, ce e funny... Intra Brain pe mess, ca ii merge netul in sfarsit, yay... si Pam! mi se duce mie :))

Nu stiu ce titlu sa-i dau

Imi place sa colectionez "citate". Ma rog, nu citate per say dar anumite chestii care se "spun" si se gasesc pe net. Mi se par fun, interesante si they more than often come in handy. Aveam un text document destul de lung, plin cu astfel de citate. Dar l-am pierdut, along cu restul informatiilor care se alfau pe laptop cand acesta s-a decis sa-mi moara in brate. L-am resuscitat. Ma rog, nu eu dar eu l-am umplut din nou cu mai tot ce era in el to begin with. Colectia mea de citate este inca mica, din pacate. Si erau unele asa bune in doc-ul ala!
Ce am strans so far, sunt astea (thank Stumble)(ce am gasit ca fiind atribuit cuiva am mentionat si eu):

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?

If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they still grow?
Only to be troubled and insecure?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I am a chemical reaction and proud of it!

It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there!

Some of you can't help it that you're ugly, I can't help it that I'm sarcastic. Deal with it.

What happens when you get punched in the medulla oblongata? You die.

"Do you think the comprehension fairy will hit you on the head with her wand?"

Votre vie est un échec. Veuiller presser le bouton Reset.

Don't forget, young man. Today was yestarday's tomorrow...

"I wish to live until 150 years old but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other." Ava Gardner

"Not everyone is lucky enough to understand how delicious it is to suffer." Katharine Hepburn

"Always be a first rate version of yourself." Audrey Hepburn

"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it." Alice Walker

"Beneath the make-up and behind the mask I am just a girl who wishes for the world." Marilyn Monroe

We don't have time to be romantic anymore.

"Pardon me, my friends, I have ventured to paint my happiness on the wall." Nietzsche

I've always thought my flowers had souls.

Life's no fun without a good scare!

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies.

Oh, glorious world, I am alive yet another day!

Come trouble, but come alone (trouble never comes alone)!

Septembrie ma omoara incet.
Septembrie aduce vesti interesante, doar ca nu intr-un sens bun.
September is doing this to me!

In alta ordine de idei, Brain, mai zi si tu ceva!

Oh, pretty please, let me sleep September away

De obicei imi placea toamna. Mai ales ca afara e cam pe gustul meu.
De obicei imi placea luna septembrie. Mai ales ca acum am doua zile de nastere de sarbatorit, a doua prietene.
De obicei abia asteptam sa se termine vara, acum o deplang.
De obicei eram energica daca afara era urat.
De obicei... Bleah!!!

Life in Pitesti

Dudes, vacanta kindda sucks. In pitesti e asa boring, n-ai ce sa faci, si lumea de-aici nu pot sa zic ca e uuuuuuuuu parttttyyy ppl...noooot at all (except gagicile, da unde sa party, everyday:P), plus ca e plin d cocalari.
Nici nu mai am chef si inspiratie sa scriu p blog.
i so want back in bucharest, nu ca ar fi cine stie ce fun there, but hey, it's better than here.
Sper sa-mi vina inspiratia pretty soon:D

Funny links :)

Am vazut pe net o poza care zicea: "Warning! Stumble-ing may cause addiction!"
Am zis "haha" si am continuat sa apas in mod repetat pe butonul de Stumble.
Ca o obsesiv-compulsiva ce sunt - sa se simta bine si absolventii de psihologie condusi de Pusior.
Oricum, ideea e ca mi-am cam pierdut intreaga zi de ieri tot apasand pe butonul ala. Nu chiar pierdut, ca si-asa n-aveam altceva de facut... si nu chiar intreaga, ca am mai facut si altceva, totusi. Dar am dat peste interesting stuff, funny too. Here are some:


Interesting story with a funny ending :))

Going crazy, are you?

I kept doing this for at least a minute =))))

Aww, I just love this!

Oh, and Brain said this is so me :D

Si cireasa de pe tort: te simti jurnalist?

When boredom hits, go to the internet!

Linkuri catre niste poze fooooarte interesante:

snowflakes under the microscope

somebody shoot me

best dad in the world gif

hit by a bus gif (ma amuza teribil, mai ales cand incepe faster and faster)


Enjoy :D

Ce sa faci cand te plictisesti

Mdea, evident ca I'm not going to sleep. In schimb, ma uit peste chestiile astea. Mersi, Brain, pt link-ul ala mirific :D

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What time is it?
2. Is it still raining outside?
3. Can you get me a coke, while you're up?
4. Would you like fries with that?
5. How much does that cost?
6. Where's my goddam watch?
7. Will you pleeeease have sex with me?
8. Paper or plastic?
9. What do I want to eat?
10. You did what?

Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop."

Finding your Star Wars Name

For your new first name:

1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name
2. Add the first 2 letters of your last name

For your new last name:

1. Then take the first 2 letters of your Mother's maiden name
2. Add the first 3 letters of the city you were born

How to determine your Star Wars honorific name and title:

1. Take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them.
2. Add the name of the first car you drove/owned
3. Insert the word "of"
4. Tack on the name of the last medication you took.

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
15. Do Tai Chi exercises.
16. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
17. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
18. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
19. Meow occassionally.
20. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
21. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
22. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
23. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
24. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
25. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
26. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
27. Leave a box between the doors.
28. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
29. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
30. Start a sing-along.
31. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
32. Play the harmonica.
33. Shadow box.
34. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
35. Lean against the button panel.
36. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
37. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
38. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
39. Bring a chair along.
40. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
41. Blow spit bubbles.
42. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
43. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
44. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
45. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
46. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."