World, start erecting a gigantic statue of me!

This is fun! =))

Brain tagged me - adica leapsa people!

Duceti-va aici si organizati-va your evil masterplan, muhahaha!

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, baffled by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must smash the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your armageddon clock, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.