My(our) evil plan

Narf stumbled upon this site. (it is actually my site, she just discovered it;) ) and as an evil genius that i am, i made a fake plan for you mortals to see...enjoy:)))


Am sa fac asta o leapsa, so ppl intrati p site si faceti si voi evil plan...si dati mai departe. I tag the usual Kretz, Puisorul Cufurit si Deontologu'. And of courz, narf do one as well

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a rock star. This will cause the world to choke on their food, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison the internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your arcane ritual, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.